Bad Bedtime Bacon
Waking up thirsty, I stumbled to the kitchen and flicked on the light.
Wit
F7U12, Winter!
winter sucks
Winter in a Nutshell
You don’t have to shovel rain.
Down the Hill
“You wax the flyer?
Blankets
“But we have to keep warm,” Jake pleaded as he dropped a pile of blankets on the couch.
What Am I?
We’re twins, you and I.
Resolve
“Happy New Year!
Barbecue
Okay, Nicholas.
Whoops
Special ornament
Backroom Elves
“Blinky, put that wrench down and get over here.
Lemony Rain
I constructed my lair from the choicest rock candy, not dollar store seconds.
Pull Over
“What seems to be the problem, Officer?