Georgie Groundhog
“Oh dear, oh dear!
“Oh dear, oh dear!
You see, Sheriff.
I should like to be a horse
Captain Hook, he climbed the deck
My hand’s all numbers so what the heck?
“What seems to be the problem, Officer?
I woke up dreaming of gold, which was weird, because I normally crave coffee.
“Is this Douglas Langille?
The Allfather’s daughter, shame of Asgard, fled the Great Hall and made her way through the wood to the cliff-side.
We’re not made for this damp shit and neither is our tech, thought Gil.
Hugh pressed the ‘check mail’ button again and the little closed envelop popped up, taunting him with its secrets.
I should have trusted my instincts.