Alien Haiku
spinning flying orb
Speculative
Western Standoff
Billy: Ya rascally varmit, git back here!
Poor Kid
The Sheriff hauled Jimmy to the gallows to become acquainted with the hangman’s knot.
Jolene
Me and Little Tim race our horses hard trying to catch up to the train.
Georgie Groundhog
“Oh dear, oh dear!
Festus
You see, Sheriff.
A Horse
I should like to be a horse
High Seas Laundry
Captain Hook, he climbed the deck
The Hand
My hand’s all numbers so what the heck?
Moon and Badge
“What seems to be the problem, Officer?
Lucky Me
I woke up dreaming of gold, which was weird, because I normally crave coffee.
Hold the Phone
“Is this Douglas Langille?