There once was an alien named Xanarax
Who wanted to play the tenor sax
But the human didn’t care
She wouldn’t even share.
So he ate her brain and saved the eyes for snacks.
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Captain Hook, he climbed the deck, Lookin’ for Smee, to give him heck.
Special ornament If only I had duct tape She would never know
Sour pickles that make me pucker, I like to torture some poor sucker. Tell them sweet! It’s just one gherkin. It’s fun to trick, but mind your smirkin’!
My hand’s all numbers so what the heck? I drew a card from atop the deck, My palms were wet and my cheeks a-fire A chip and a chair with stakes ne’er high...
