Captain Underpants
She asked me two times
I gave some old stories a little love and polish. Find them here. They are my personal favourites.
She asked me two times
“Alfred!
So, yeah, it all started when Mikey dared me to put my tongue on the cold post outside the mall entrance.
Bob cruises with stealth
The way I figure it, Tiny, is that if we take that piece of bacon you pinched from the giant’s plate and toss drag it over to the fuzzy floor, the dog will s...
“Pansy, did you see what that meathead did?
Waking up thirsty, I stumbled to the kitchen and flicked on the light.
I shovel dirt into the hole and my face breaks into a sweat despite the cool night air.
winter sucks
Amy hung sloppily off the arm of Scott.
Eunice set the picture of their Caribbean vacation on the side table as quietly as she could, trying not to wake him.
Janine’s leg bounced and jittered as if it had a mind of its own.